January 2003 J Glomph Black smart hurlerama
Continuously Modified and version-controlled via RCS
This is version $Id: eurohurl.ram,v 1.151 2007/03/29 15:03:26 root Exp $
Test PID-rewriter doodad for Anja MiaTWOLETTER calculation from filenames/^.*-(..).*\.rm$//s/^.*(..)..\.rm$//spart="syndication partner" tracking variablechellofreenetmdata *** Set default server. Alter for special content *** WHILE BOD IS MOVED
STUPID FUCKING workaround to the non-syndicated syndication! 19-Dez-2004
s/UEFA-Europe.uefa../XXMOOXX/ *** RAYBO STUFF 1 Oct 2003 *** *** SINGAPOO 16 Nov 2003 *** $$ClipRadio:Carl Cox and bruddasRepair path of the new UEFA Highlights directorys@/uefa_hl/UEFA-Europe-@/uefa_hl/#twoletter#/UEFA-Europe-@PopIdol server to node5/garfield *** Calculate all possible good rollcodes, put into "comp" variables *** 20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M20%y%m%d%H%M#timecode##timecode##timecodea##timecode1##timecode1##timecode2##timecode1a##timecode3##timecode2##timecode4##timecode2a##timecode2a##timecode3##timecode3##timecode3a##timecode3a##timecode4##timecode4##timecode4a##timecode4a# *** Playboy calculation of comp-x codes ***
token----token
input----input
*** Set default result as unauthorized *** *** Calculate the rollcode required by the honest-to-goodness voodoo plugin *** kanadian klowns kreate krap%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M. *** IF-O-RAMA - Test against all possible good rollcodes *** *** end of IF-O-RAMA - roll code good sets gooberific=ubetcha *** *** x-factor is toast end of 2004. It gets you the unauthorized link *** *** RENAME REQUESTS FOR UEFA --hi-- to --00300-- s/UEFA-Europe(.*)-hi-/UEFA-Europe\1-enUK-00300-/ *** RXML BASENAME FUNCTION, FOR DOING MYSQL LOOKUP *** *** MYSQL PART ****
#filetagg# ***MYSQL BYPASS***Lock down to germany *** RAYBO STUFF 1 Oct 2003 *** *** If authenticated, but outside the showtimes, then display /unauthorized/closed.smi *** THIS LOGIC IS BACKWARDS, FIX IT, U GOON! was 0945/1915 during winter, 0845/1815 during summernow 1000/1900 during winter, 0900/1800 during summerCHRISTMAS CLOSURE!KINGS of COMEDY CLOSURE
From: Simon Reid
To: "Gunther E. Biernat"
Date: Thursday, October 7, 2004, 5:12:38 PM
Subject: koc
These are the timings all in BST (from this sunday):
sun: 2pm - 4pm
mon, tue wed: 2pm - 4:30
SHATTERED CLOSURE SECTION OF DOOMBBUK-2004 ClosureCelebBBUK-2005 Closure *** more IFORAMA -- partner entry -- partnervalidaolpartner *** scheissangst deluxe: PGMEDIA IFORAMA!! *** #u##jmt##sm##s# *** NOTE! THIS COMPARISON IS IN GERMAN SUMMER TIME!!! ***
%H%M%H%M%H%M%H%M%H%M *** NOTE! THIS COMPARISON IS IN GREENWICH MEAN AND ANGRY TIME!!! *** %H%M%H%M%H%M%H%M%H%M20%y%m%d20%y%m%d#cookieu##cookiejmt##cookiesm##s# **** ADD MORE STRICT HASH_TEST HERE TO VALIDATE COOKIE ****#file#?pgmedia-ja-#u# *** scheissangst deluxe: PGMEDIA IFORAMA!! *** *** If the code is good, and the show is running, set valid values to variables *** *** COMEDYTIME PID DIARRHEA ***s/^.*(..)..rm$// *** SNTV PID DIARRHEA ***s/^.*-(..).*\.rm$// *** BB6 PID DIARRHEA *** *** C4 PID DIARRHEA ***s/^.*-(..).*\.rm$// *** BB6 PID DIARRHEA ***s/^.*(..)..\.rm$// *** HEY! THIS IS PRE-SHOW STUFF ***
KILL OFF LOLOLOLO *** write a little file that indicates a stream request, a background job will discover it ***
**** This script is: /home/rawww/html/euroc4/SKRIPPZ/radiopass/send-request-looper.cshdogbarf is yum!rtsp:///unauthorized/welcome1.rm?clipinfo="title=RealOne Radio|artist name=RealNetworks|comments=Welcome to RealOne Radio"
UEFA RAM FILE SCREWUP 30 NOV 2003mDEBUG -- #gratis#-gratis #show#-show #file#-file GSERV is #gserv#30.97 is pepe.real.com and 30.67/138.68 is euromail4207.188.30.83/em6/1stQ 207.188.30.105/em7/2ndQ 207.188.30.106/em5/3rdQ 24 April 2006 kalb-1 and kalb-2 take over! HARDCODE TO NODE9 LIVESERVER SELECTION... AOL GETS TOG, ALL OTHERS GET WEIGHTED RANDOM LOCATION
Normally, the weighting is 2:1 tog:hh MOOCOW THIS SECTION IS WHERE THE LIVESERVER VARIABLE IS SET FOR MOST CONTENT *** LIVE SERVER and BASEPATH setting section! *** *** LIVE BIGBRO STREAMS OF DOOM *** LIVE BBC WORLD STREAMS OF DOOM *** LIVE SALON/SHATTERED STREAMS OF DOOM *** LIVE DAVID BLAINE STREAMS OF DOOM *** LIVE DAVID BLAINE STREAMS OF DOOM *** LIVE SINGAPORE CNA SCHEISSE **** (not necessary at first!)
*** LIVE WIMBLEDOOM OR CNN *** LIVE JAPANESE JAZZFM *** *** LIVE JAZZFM *** s/Jazzfm(..)hi\.rm/Jazzfm\1lo.rm/ *** LIVE RUGBY RWC *** HEY! THIS IS PRE-SHOW STUFF *** *** AUSTRALIA TELSTRA BIGPOND RUGBY STREAMS OF DOOM *** FREENOT SO FREE *** AOL RUGBY WEIRDNESS ***
*** PLAYBOY STREAMS OF POON *** individ. servers are .115/.116 - load balancer is .123 *** rotation usually 115/116... 115/115 setting 17 Nov 2004*** evaWa1deM OpenPass jtg79v9753%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M. *** Chello UEFA SERVICE *** $011ehC toof11ab 7432hhn%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M. Non-cookie, so no twoletter appending here! and the 300-to-500 code is differentChello is NOW forced to 500k streams!s/(.*)-00300-(.*)/\1-00300-\2/ *** Tiantian SERVICE *** $$$$no bushit ani mor%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/TianTian is NOT forced to 500k streams!s/(.*)-00MOOKOWMOO300-(.*)/\1-00500-\2/ *** Belgacom SERVICE *** kanadian klowns kreate krap%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/Belgacom is USUALLY forced to 500k streams!s/(.*)-00300-(.*)/\1-00300-\2/ *** Terra SERVICE *** kanadian klowns kreate krap%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/terra is forced to 150k streams!s/(.*)-00300-(.*)/\1-00180-\2/ *** Mdata Greek SERVICE *** kanadian klowns kreate krap%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/s/XXMOOXX/U/mdata cannot use MOOKOWMOO streams!s/(.*)-00MOOOO300-(.*)/\1-00180-\2/ *** Freenet SERVICE *** kanadian klowns kreate krap%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/s/XXMOOXX/U/freenet cannot use MOOKOWMOO streams!s/(.*)-00MOOKOWMOO-(.*)/\1-00300-\2/ *** REALMA SERVICE *** NONONONOkanadian klowns kreate krap%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/M2 cannot use MOOKOWMOO streams!s/(.*)-00MOOKOWMOO-(.*)/\1-00300-\2/ *** REALMA-ondemand-standalone SERVICE *** make this a random tag, .93 and .94leee deung whui sucks%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/M2 cannot use MOOKOWMOO streams!s/(.*)-00MOOKOWMOO-(.*)/\1-00300-\2/ *** quicksilver/sg_cna *** server selection
*** M2 SERVICE *** kanadian klowns kreate krapNode3 broken 22 Jun 05jeepaneez arh piggs%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/M2 cannot use MOOKOWMOO streams!s/(.*)-00MOOKOWMOO-(.*)/\1-00300-\2/ *** 21CN SERVICE *** Hoi Sing Kwok is punctual with his clock%y%m%d%H%M%d%H%M.Cookie-based auth requires -twoletter- treatment, as is done in the uefa_switch.smoo file for WINDs/(.*)(UEFA-Europe-.*)/\1#twoletter#^\2/21CN cannot use 500k streams!s/(.*)-00500-(.*)/\1-00300-\2/ *** LIVE MISERY of SOUND *** *** LIVE UEFA LIVE OCTOPUS STREAMS OF DOOM *** *** LIVE EURONEWS STREAMS OF DOOM *** EURONEWS STREAMS ALL BLACK 2006-21-NOV *** THIS LINE SHOULD NOT BE NECESSARY!!!! **** 29 April 2005
*** END of LIVE SERVER and BASEPATH setting section! *** *** Finally, the goddamn URL ***
rtsp://///?src=&pid=&sn=&code=&rpurl=&rpcontextparams=&rpurlparams=&rpcontextheight=&rpcontextwidth=&rpcontexturl=&pcode=&cpath=&gvar=&rsrc=&spart=&gooey=&chello=&freenet=&mdata=&title=** gserv is wind **EUROHURL.RAM IP NUMBER is EUROHURL.RAM Browser is
BOGAHURL: rtsp:////rollcode/\n *** Dead Code Mortuary *** below this point
//%d%H%M./
rtsp://
(16:55:08) vandenberg: string dt = sprintf("%04d%02d%02d%02d%02d", 1900 + gmt->year, gmt->mon+1, gmt->mday, gmt->hour,gmt->min);
(17:06:41) vandenberg: http://europarse.real.com/euroc4/eurohurl.ram?RealOne-Europe=200301100102VRZ2F&file=1.rm&case=ok&pid=eu_c4&url=1.rm
(17:07:22) vandenberg: Generating hash for string '200301100102' with secret 'saab93' => '200301100102VRZ2F'
&rpcontexturl=http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/live/live_premium.html&rpcontextwidth=542&rpcontextheight=240&rpurl=http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/live/&src=R1E.ch4
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